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The restorers began work in June 2004. All work will be published here. Some interesting links are below.The link below will take you to the map page of the megalithic portal. Just click on the map of the British isles at your position and you will get an approximate view of your local dolmen. Please report to us their condition and we will try to allocate time for their restoration. The music on this page is written and performed by the dolmen restorers from the future. this is only a 20 second sample but this track and others can be obtained exclusively from us by e-mailing us at the address below (please state format). The reason for the delay in our restoration work commencing is that one of the dolmen restorers was involved in a serious motor accident on one of your 21st century motorcycles. 23rd century know how on 21st century technology!! However all circuits are now flowing smoothly.
UPDATE.......beta epsilon993* ......time zone 31-10-2004...after a successful summer restoring dolmen both locally and abroad..the restorers have taken a well earned respite for the mythical feast day of Halloween...this is a time when they can recharge their batteries and reflect on their progress...although the task is a daunting one when we consider that a dolmen is  located in a sacreligious form in the garden of a local television presenter, namely one Frank Mitchell of Ulster tv, with a flower bed planted around it. how the builders must turn in their graves!!!!!
   

Is this the most evil man in the world today.....Yes fellow megaliths...this is Frank Mitchell himself!!! The very personification of all that is evil and the Dolmen Restorers "raison d'etre".Just click on the desecraters image to hear wats in store for him!!!!.

 
The long winter is upon us and as most people wind down in preparation for this season,this is not a period of inactivity for the dolmen restorers from the future....even as we write final work is being completed on the DOLMENOTRON......this is the name for a prototype device that will enable the completion of much of the dolmen restorers work......and even now at their secret whitefort headquarters a dolmen restorer is working on finalising the vehicle, with its accompaning transporter and we hope to commence work with it in early 2005 and if you see this complex piece of machinery on your local roads do not be alarmed....it is merely 23rd century technology at work.......the exact workings of this device would be hard to describe here as a working knowledge of temporal astromechanics would be required but it will facilitate the alignment of artifacts.
It is now early 2006 and as work on the DOLMENOTRON goes on the restorers are preparing their meticulous calculations to properly use their device in the alignment of these magnificent astro-archeological monumments.As can be deduced from the complexity of this work,total accuracy is needed and the restorers must be dedicated in their work...and lets just say we may have a few surprises in store for inhabitants living near the Burren dolmen in County Down in north-east Ireland.... We are not going to allow the thoughtless desecration of a highly integral dolmen to continue without our intervention and the perpetrators will not go unpunished....We hope to have photographic evidence of the dolmen both pre and post our travails there so watch this space!!!!!
   
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